January 2011
20 posts
A job application I’m filling in is asking for five alternative uses for a jaffa cake. This is a such an awesome question I’m throwing it out there for everyone. Anyone got any ideas?
INTERVIEWER: Which has more wire-work, Spidey or The Social Network?
ANDREW GARFIELD: What’s funny is in that scene where I smash the computer, I had my hands attached to a wire because I got so tired. I had a whole rigging team with wires lifting my hands like puppeteers.
INTERVIEWER: Wait, what?
ANDREW GARFIELD: Also I was too lazy to walk, so they put wires on my toes and heels when I needed to walk backwards. There was a scene where I flew, which I’m sure will be on the DVDs. I’m so mad at Mark, I flew at him in a rage.
INTERVIEWER: Oh you’re joking. Damn your dry British wit. You had me. You’re a good actor.
Why I Need To Quit Facebook
runt-of-the-web:
ventisette asked: Of course people still worry about those things, just as they worry about the way that gay people are treated in society and how we are over censoring everything (ie. the recent editting of Mark Twain's work). There are still people concerned with justice and truth and all of that jazz and it's awesome, good for them. However, a lot of culture these days is consumed with trivial matters...
flats and stuff
Looked at my first potential flat with the boy this afternoon. Neither of us were particularly impressed - the woman looked at us blankly when we asked about a freezer: “no one’s ever needed a freezer before” - but I guess it would have been weird if the first place we looked at ended up being the place we chose.
Still, this whole thing is making me feel both grown up and very...
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
(via youaintshitbitch)
Cosmo is such a POS magazine. I could write their editorials.
(via kittyeisenberg)
WHOOSH HIS PENIS? I’m sorry, I cannot get over that turn of...
“You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields...”
– Jonathan Carroll, American author (via betterwordsthanmine) (via quote-book)